Life is so much better after having sex.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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