biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
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