I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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