I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I don't deserve a penis
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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