I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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