i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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