Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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