he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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