dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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