Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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