The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Your dad touched me again.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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