it was like his penis was on wheels.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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