that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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