Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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