So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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