can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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