my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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