doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
