Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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