lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
We're too hungover to prance.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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