All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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