So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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