Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Randomize
