return my video game
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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