Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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