Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize