I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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