Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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