Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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