is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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