I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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