im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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