her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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