Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
You've changed since you got that strap on
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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