you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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