just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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