Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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