This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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