Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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