im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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