may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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