Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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