we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
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