kristin has been a bad kristin
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I currently don't understand fingers.
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