ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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