At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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