I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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