No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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