You're so nebulous sometimes
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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