This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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