Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Randomize
