I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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