Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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