he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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