If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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